I saw this joke many years ago on QQ Space and backed it up here
Brother, what is that?
Brother, I want candy
Brother, take me to kindergarten
Brother, I made friends today
Brother, the teacher praised me today
Brother, I saved the candy the kindergarten gave me for you
Brother, I fell while playing today, it hurts, wuwuwu
Brother, will I go to elementary school with my kindergarten friends?
Brother, look, is my new school bag nice?
Brother, I learned a lot today
Brother, let me recite a poem for you
Brother, the boys in my class always bully me
Brother, remember to pick me up after school
Brother, take me out to play, okay?
Brother, I want to eat too
Brother is so cunning
Stupid brother
Brother, I'm in second grade now
Brother, the breakfast you made for me is the best
Brother, hurry up, we'll be late
Brother, teach me how to do homework
Brother, let's take a bath together
Brother, your back is so wide
Brother, you can't go anywhere before I fall asleep
Brother, let's play games together
I really, really like brother the most, I want to marry brother when I grow up
Stupid brother, don't touch my head
Brother, we have an extra English class
Brother, the boys in my class are bullying me again
Brother, I came in first in PE class
Brother, I got first place in the exam
Brother, can you reward me with a trip to the amusement park?
Brother, I want to sit there
Brother, I want to eat ice cream
Brother, is it good to play there?
Wuwu, brother is so mean, he took me to the haunted house to play
Brother, it's so high
Brother, I'm tired, carry me home
Brother, what did you make for dinner today?
Brother, tell me a story
Brother, you can't go anywhere before I fall asleep
Brother, the final exams are coming tomorrow
Brother, I will definitely get into brother's old school
Brother, congratulations to me! I got in!
Brother, I like you the most, buy me new clothes
Brother, do I look good? Do I look good?
Stupid brother! Can't even compliment someone, hmph!
Brother, there are more courses in high school
Brother, there are many students from other places in school
Brother, I made many new friends again
Brother, many people asked me for contact information today
Brother, someone confessed to me at school today
Brother, what's that expression on your face?
Brother, I won't go anywhere
Brother, I'm going to a party next week
Brother, they always laugh at me and say I only talk about brother
Brother, why can't we take a bath together anymore!
Brother, don't play games anymore
Brother, accompany me to go shopping, okay?
Brother, do these shoes suit me?
Brother, that hat looks silly on you
Brother, that clown, haha
Brother, why won't you carry me anymore
Brother, let's go to a family restaurant to eat
Brother, what kind of eating face is that?
Brother, I'll go take a bath first
Brother, good night
Brother, it's the sprint stage! I have to work hard!
Brother, I got into high school! But I can only stay in the dormitory
Brother, I don't want to leave
Brother, remember to look at me every day! Okay?
Brother, high school is more mature than I imagined
Brother, if you have a girlfriend, you have to tell me
Brother, what delicious thing did you bring today
Brother, we might not be able to contact each other recently
Brother, take good care of yourself
Brother, it's been a long time since we last contacted
Brother, sigh, your attitude has become cold
Brother, is that so... you have a girlfriend now
Brother, is that person beautiful?
Brother, you have to treat her well
Brother, I won't go, you guys have fun, I want to study
Brother, is that so, as long as you're happy
Brother, I got into college
Brother, we might not be able to contact each other in the future, after all, it's far away
Brother, college is easier than I imagined
Brother, since I was a child, I have always admired you, brother, because you are amazing, you can do anything, you can protect me, buy me new clothes, cook for me, praise me, encourage me, take me out to play, tell me stories, and always watch me fall asleep. There are so many things. At that time, I thought, when I grow up, I must be with my brother, but when I grew up, I realized that it's impossible. We are family, so I have to make it clear, brother, I like you, no! I love you! Not as family, but as partners! I love you the most in the whole world, more than anyone else. I want to love you! But what! Brother has a girlfriend! My eyes are so disobedient... I... I'm not crying